Albanian Insults


Albanian Swearing English Translation
Të qifsha të bardhët e syve Fuck your eye whites
Të raftë rrufeja May the thunder fall on you
Të vraftë Zoti May God kill you
Të marrtë lumi May the river wash you away
T’u mshelt dera May your door close forever
Te humbtë fara May your seed disappear
Të vraftë e mira May the good/plenty kill you
T’u rrittë mendja May you become arrogant
Ta qifsha tokën tënde Fuck the ground you stand on
T’i qifsha trutë Fuck your brains
Të marrtë dreqi May the Devil take you
T’u fiktë qiri May your candle get put out
Mos u trashëgofsh May no life descend from you
Të marrtë deti May the sea wash you away
Të daltë shpirti si qenit May your soul leave you like [it leaves] a dog
Ta humbtë Zoti farën May God extinguish your seed
Mos pafsh dritë me sy May you not see light with your eyes
Mos pafsh gëzim në jetë May you not see happiness in you life
Mos pafsh fëmi’ as katandi May you not see [produce] children nor wealth
T’i verboft Zoti sytë May God blind your eyes
Shkofsh si qeni në rrush May you die as a dog [shot] in a vineyard
Mallkuar qofsh! May you be cursed
Ta qifsha Zotin tënd Fuck your God
Faqezi – Faqezezë A man/woman with a defiled honor
Kopuk/e Punk
I/e pafytyrë A man/woman with no face/honor
I/e paturp A man/woman with no shame
Të hëngërt terri May the darkness consume you
Të hëngërt nata May the night consume you
Të hëngert dreqi May the devil consume you
Të hëngert morti May death consume you
Të hëngërt morti… me çka ke May death… consume you and all yours
Kokëderr Swinehead
Mendjetrashë Simpleminded
Mendjendryshkur A person with a rusty mind; rusty-minded
Katundar Hillbilly, peasant
Qen i pafe Unbelieving hound
I/e krisur A man/woman who cracks, goes mad
I/e dalur menç A man/women who goes insane
I/e shkalluar A man/women who goes insane
I/e tranuar A man/women who goes insane
T’i piftë sorra mendtë May the magpie drink from your brains
Të qiftë arusha qorre May you get fucked by a blind bear
Të qiftë qeni qorr May you get fucked by a blind dog
Të qiftë ujku qorr May you get fucked by a blind wolf
T’u rrëzoftë shtëpia May your home collapse
Të vraftë qielli May heavens kill you
T’u mbyttë fëmija në gjak May your child drown in blood
U zvarritsh si gjarpni May you crawl like a snake
Të kafshoftë gjarpëri May the snake bite you
U mbytsh në gjakun tënd May you drown in your own blood
Ta qifsha nënën! I’ll fuck your mother
Të qifsha në bythë I’ll fuck you in your ass
Nënë-qim! Motherfucker
Budall Fool
Kurve Whore, bitch
Bushter Bitch
Kopil Bastard
Te qifsha Fuck you
Morti te hangert May death get you
Muti Shit
Hanksh e lepi karin tim! Eat and lick my cock
Kari Penis, dick, cock
Hanksh te vjellura Eat vomit
Te qifsha robet ne pidh Fuck your family in the pussy
Te qifsha, kurve Fuck you, bitch
Ik qiu Go fuck yourself
Batanije burgu Prison blanket
Të qifsha nënën në pidh! I’ll fuck your mother in the pussy!
Qiju me arusha Fuck with the bears
Te qifte gomari May the Donkey fuck you
Kokëkar Dickhead
Bythëqirë Assfucker
Loqe Balls
Kurve Bitch
Motërqirë Sisterfucker
Robqir Fuck your family
Cica Tits
Ta Qift Gjyshi Nanen May your Grandfather fuck your Mother
Jot eme ka diarre! Your mother has diarrhea
Ti je i/e thjesht si kompir You are simple (plain) like a potato
Mos ha mut! Shut up! (lit. don’t eat shit)
Më hanksh mutin! May you eat my shit
Ta qifsha varrin Fuck your grave
Ta qifsha sojin Fuck your kind
Vdeksh! Die! (May you die.)
Të mbajtshin katër vetë! May four people carry you (like a dead body)
Plaç! May you explode
Milosh! Slobodan Milosevic (hated by Albanians)
Nënën e nënës Your mom’s mom
Putane Bitch
Të raftë rrufeja mu në hale! May the thunder fall in your toilet!)
Bytheqir Faggot, gay
Cope muti Piece of shit
Mut muti Shit of a shit (also insulting the father)
Bir kurve Son of a bitch
Pederast Gay
Mut i ati, mut i biri, mut ai që bëri t’atin Father is shitty, son is shitty, he who made the father is shitty
Tët’ ëmë, ku ta kesh! Fuck your mother, wherever she is
Shkërdhat Fucker
Mut me majë Fuckup (shit with a tip)
Mut me lule Fuckup (shit with flowers)
Derdimen Uncapable, good for nothing
Shtazë Brute (wild beast)
Je një derr me zile You are a real pig (you are a swine with a bell)
Qelbanik! Scum!
Thi Swine
Të hëngërt thiu! May a swine eat you!
Ti je rrotë kari! You are a real dick!
Gomar! Jackass!
Bythec Little brat (little ass)
Pordhë Fart
Mos më shit pordhë! Don’t fuck with me! (lit. don’t sell me farts)
Pordhac Boaster (farter)
Pirdhu! Fuck off! (fart!)
Ik pirdhu! Go and fuck off!
Përdhunoj I rape
Gop Cunt
Piçkë Cunt
Duc Cunt
Tallafer Cunt
Pupulak Cunt
Rroçkë Cunt
Pidhar Cunt hunter
Gopist Cunt hunter
Më rruaj karin! Suck my dick! (shave my dick)
Hajt ma rruaj! Come and suck (shave) my dick!
Të qiftë gomari mamin! May a donkey fuck your mama!
Të qiftë Kina mamin! May all the Chinese fuck your mama!
Shkërdhej Fuck
Kollodok Big dick (engine crankshaft)
Unë të qij me kollodok! I’ll fuck you hard! (with a crankshaft)
Atij i ka rënë sapuni në burg! His soap fell down in jail (he got raped in jail)
Hyp te maja e karit tim! Fuck off (jump on the tip of my dick)
Baxhellë Old whore
Autoshkollë Warn out whore (driving school car)
Shurrë Piss
Ti moj shurrë muti! You nasty shitty woman!
Zuzar Lowlife
Horr Perverted man
Horre Whore
Zagar Man without dignity (hound)
Kërriç! Little donkey
T’u thaftë kari! May your dick get paralysed!
Hale Shithole
Mbylle halen Shut up your mouth! (shut up your shithole!)
Je një hale i vërtetë! You are a real shitty person!
Të qiftë harapi i zi me dajre e napolon! May a black man fuck you with music, dances and drums!
Të qiftë xhandari i mbretit! May a king’s guard fuck you
Lugat Zombie
Të qiftë lugati! May a zombie fuck you!
Cjap Dirty old man (he-goat)
Dhi Ugly, unfriendly girl (goat)
Dreq Devil
Të hyftë dreqi nga bytha! May the devil get inside you through the ass
Mos u hap bythësh! Don’t fuck around! (don’t open your ass wide)
Mos e dridh shumë bythën! Don’t be so sneaky! (don’t shake your ass too much)
Trap Jerk
Matuf Forgetful person
Humbameno Loser
Zuskë Slut
Karderr Cocky man
Bythëmut Little brat (means: shitted ass)
Mjekra e priftit Pubic hair (lit. a priest’s beard)
Më rruaj trapin! Suck my dick! (lit. shave my dick)
Të rëntë pika! May a stroke hit you!
Të rëntë qimja! May all your hair fall off!
Pelë Big girl (lit. mare)
Sorrë nasty bigmouth woman (lit. crow)
Lesh! Shit! (means: wool, pubic hair)
Koqe Balls
Koqe kandari Dickhead (means: a pair of balls)
Palaço Clown
Ti je palaço You’re a clown
Harbut Rowdy
Rrugaç Thug
Vagabond Thug
Ti je burrë muti! You’re a shitty man
Morracak Lousy
Të raftë morri i gopit! May lice infest your cunt!
Te Qifte Miza May the fly Fuck you
Te Shkerdhefsha nanen Screw your mum
Te Perdhunofsha Mamin I will rape your Mother
Tu qifte nana me shkije May the Serbs fuck your mum
Trimi Mire me pidha shume The brave man with lots of pussies
Se kur kam qi pidh une o qime nane, Ti ke kane te e thith cicen e nanes tane When I was fuckin pussy, motherfucker, you were sucking your mum’s tits.
Njeri me Fiksime Retarded Person
Ik Qiu Go fuck yourself
Ty te qi breshka! Even a turtle can fuck you!
Te rrah me shkopin e shurres I’ll beat you with my dick
Bjeri me Dore Masturbate, wank
Bythezi Black ass
Kujt po I rruhet Who gives a fuck!!
S’ma Ni Kari I don’t give a shit!
Ma thith Karin Suck my dick!
Pordhe Fart
Ta henksha Pidhin I will eat your pussy
Ma puth karin Kiss my dick
Putane Whore