| Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: “Te futueo et equum tuum”] |
Screw you and the horse you rode in on |
| Cunnus |
Cunt |
| Irrumator |
Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio) |
| Leno |
Pimp |
| Flocci non faccio |
I don’t give a damn |
| Mihi irruma et te pedicabo |
Give me head and I’ll ass fuck you |
| Mentula |
Penis |
| Meretrix |
Prostitute |
| Bovis stercus |
Bull shit |
| Spucatum tauri |
Bull shit |
| Es stultior asino |
You are dumber than an ass |
| Dorme mecum |
Sleep with me |
| Es scortum obscenus vilis |
You are a vile, perverted whore |
| Es mundus excrementi |
You are a pile of shit |
| Cupis homines |
You crave men |
| Bibe semen meum |
Swallow (drink) my cum |
| Bibe semen meum e baculo |
Swallow (drink) my cum from a cup |
| Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: “Pallas meas lambe!”] |
Lick my balls |
| Es stercus! |
You shit! |
| Moecha Putida |
Dirty slut |
| Canis filius |
Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog) |
| Podex perfectus es |
You’re a complete asshole |
| Futue te ipsum! |
Go fuck yourself! |
| Stercorem pro cerebro habes |
You have shit for brains |
| Caput tuum in ano est |
You have your head up your ass |
| Perite |
Fuck off! |
| Impudens es leno |
You shameless pimp |
| Vacca stulta |
You stupid cow |
| Vescere bracis meis |
Eat my shorts |
| Tu scronium es |
You are a whore |
| Androgynus |
Hermaphrodite |
| Caput stercoris |
Shithead (lit. head of shit) |
| Mentulam Caco |
I shit on your prick |
| Obesus porcus |
Fat pig |
| Cupio te meam mentulam sugare |
I want you to suck my dick |
| Matris futuor |
Mother fucker |
| Te odeo, interfice te cochleare |
I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon. |
| Matris Prolapsus |
Bitch |
| Filius Nolius |
Bastard (lit. nobody’s son) |
| Furcifer |
Gallows-meat |
| Crucifer |
A person who carries his own cross |
| Ad nauseam |
To sickness |
| O tempora! O mores! |
Oh, the times! Oh, the customs! |
| Stercus accidit |
Shit happens |
| Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! |
This boy is the stupidest of all! |
| O di immortales! |
Good heavens! |
| Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! |
Not worth a rat’s ass! |
| Vescere bracis meis. |
Eat my shorts |
| Fac ut vivas. |
Get a life. |
| Qui vir odiosus! |
What a bore! |
| Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? |
How do you get your hair to do that? |
| De gustibus non est disputandum. |
There’s no accounting for tastes. |
| Tum podem extulit horridulum |
You are talking shit |
| Potes meos suaviari clunes |
You can kiss my ass. |
| Saltatrix tonsa |
Drag queen (lit. “shaved dancing-girl”) |
| Lupa |
Prostitute (lit. “she-wolf”) |
| Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? |
When did the assholes make you their king? |
| Lupa |
Slut |
| Cacator |
Shitter |
| Plenus stercoris es |
You are full of shit |
| Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem |
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags. |
| Apudne te vel me? |
Your place or mine? |
| Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris |
If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar. |
| Cepe indicum |
Take a hint |
| Derideo te! |
I laugh at you! |
| Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? |
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? |
| Fabriacate diem, punk |
Make (my) day, punk |
| Fac ut vivas |
Get a life |
| Apudne te vel me? |
Your place or mine? |
| Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? |
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it? |
| Obesa cantavit |
The fat lady has sung |
| Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit |
It isn’t over until it’s over |
| Illegitimi non carborundum |
Don’t let the bastards burn you |
| Labra lege |
Read my lips |
| Lege atque lacrima |
Read ’em and weep |
| Morologus es! |
You’re talking like a moron! |
| Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo |
Don’t call me, I’ll call you. |
| Noli nothis permittere te terere |
Dont let the bastards get you down. |
| Nullo modo |
No way |
| Puto vos esse molestissimos |
I think that you are very annoying |
| Qualem blennum! |
What a doofus! |
| Qualem muleirculam! |
What a bimbo! |
| Quisque comoedus est |
Everybody’s a comedian |
| Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? |
How long are you going to abuse our patience? |
| Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? |
How do you get your hair to do that? |
| Radix lecti |
Couch potato |
| Raptus regaliter |
Royally screwed |
| Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! |
Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business |
| Scio vos esse molestissimos |
I know that you are very troublesome |
| Stultus est sicut stultus facit |
Stupid is as stupid does |
| Tace atque abi |
Shut up and go away |
| Ut si! |
As if! |
| Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant |
May barbarians invade your personal space |
| Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant |
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall |
| Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant |
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy |
| Vacca foeda |
Dirty cow |
| Vae! |
Damn! |
| Viri sunt Viri |
Men are slime |
| Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! |
Gross and putrid monster! |
| Faciem durum cacantis habes |
You have the face of a man with severe constipation |
| Mala pituita nasi |
Nasty nasal drippings! |
| Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. |
Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business. |
| Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. |
If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself. |
| Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. |
Always in the shit, just the depth that varies. |
| Varium et semper mutabile femina |
Women have fickle temperaments |
| Commodum habitus es |
You have just been owned |
| Canis matrem tuam subagiget |
Dog has desecrated your mother |
| Hic erit in lecto fortissimus |
He is Hercules in the sack |
| Asinus Stultissimus |
Dumbass (lit. “Very stupid donkey”) |
| Caput tuum in ano est |
Your head is in your ass |
| Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere |
How do you get your hair to do that? |
| Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat |
He loves whatever girl is present. |
| Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus |
Behave as your brother does. |
| Tuam matrem feci |
I did your mother |
| A tergo |
In the ass |
| Fili mei boni |
Sounds like feel my boner |
| Scio erit in lecto fortissimus |
I am Hercules in the sack. |
| Filius tu canis et cameli |
You are the son of a dog and a camel |
| Nothus homo |
Bastard (of a known father) |
| Spurius |
Bastard (of a unknown father) |