Afrikaans Insults

| Afrikaans Swearing | English Translation | | Gaan kak! | Go shit! | | Poes | Pussy, cunt | | Doos | Pussy, cunt | | Kont | Pussy, cunt | | Loop naai jou ma | Go fuck your mother | | Jy naai jou ma vir sakgeld | You fuck your mother for pocket money | | Trilkop | Dickhead | | Poes gesig | Cunt face | | Mofgat | Softie | | Spier van plesier | Muscle of pleasure (the penis) | | Grot van genot | Cave of please (the vagina) | | Jou Ma se pink en pers poes | Your mother’s pink and purple pussy | | Jou ma is ’n oop drain | Your mother is a whore | | Gaan kak in jou ma se moer | Go and shit in your mother’s cunt | | Jou ma se poes | Your mother’s cunt | | Fok jou! | Fuck you! | | Jy pis my af | You’re pissing me off | | Hoer | Whore | | Slet | Slut | | Kak | Shit | | Poephol | Asshole | | Dom doos | Dump pussy | | Gaan fok jouself | Go fuck yourself | | Die duiwel sal jou haal | May the Devil fetch you | | Mag die duiwel jou haal | May the Devil fetch you | | Wyk Satan loop duiwel | Go away Satan, walk devil | | Wat de duiwel | What the devil!? | | Wat op aarde? | What on earth!? | | Hy is ’n duiwel | He is a devil | | Wat die hel doen jy? | What the hell are you doing? | | So’n helsem | What a bastard | | Die poes | That bastard | | Jy is ’n poes | You are a cunt | | Jou doos | You shithead | | Ek gee nie ’n moer om nie | I don’t care a damn | | Vol kak | Full of shit | | Diep in die kak | In deep shit | | Voertsek | Get lost | | Klein kakfokker | Little shit-fucker | | Fok jou | Fuck you | | Jy is ’n fokken teef | You are a fucking bitch | | Jou naai | You fucking shit | | Domkop | Idiot | | Jy is vol kak | You are full of shit | | Suig my piel | Suck my dick | | Jou simpel kont | You stupid cunt | | Jou kont se kind | Your cunt’s child | | Jou ma se bloed poes | Your mother’s bloody cunt | | Kontgesig | Cunt face | | Jou fokken poesneus | You fucking cunt nose | | Jou fokken pielvel | You fucking foreskin | | Jou Naai | You Fuck! | | Varkpoes | Pig cunt | | Hoerkind | Son of a whore | | Varknaaier | Pig fucker | | Jou ma se voelepte poes | Your mother’s stale cunt | | Jou ma naai vir snoek koppe | Your mother fucks for fish-heads | | Jou Ma se stink poes | Your Mother’s smelly pussy | | Jou ma se binneste lippe | Your mother’s inner most lip | | Stront | Shit | | Bliksem! | Fuck it! | | Jou bliksem! | You bastard! | | Die bliksemse ding! | The fucking thing! | | Verdomp! | Damn! | | Jou ma was n man | Your mother was a man | | Fok jou en jou hele familie | Fuck you and your whole family | | Loop naai jou hand | Go fuck your hand | | Ek sal jou donner | I’ll smack you | | Jou kwas | Idiot | | Jou Pielkop | Dickhead | | Snot sambok | Penis | | Slymsloot | Vagina | | Trill | Penis | | Fok jou, eet kak en vrek | Fuck you, eat shit and die | | Stront vir breins! | Shit for brains! | | Jy’s ’n hondenaaier | You’re a dog fucker | | Sit jou kop in die koei se kont en wag tot die bul jou kom holnaai | Put your head in a cow’s ass and wait until a bull penetrates your anus | | Jou Ma skuld my hond nog kleingeld | Your mum owes my dog change | | Jou ma se stink klont hang tiete | Your mother’s stinking, lumpy, hanging tits | | Jou fokken kakhuiskriek! | You fucking shithouse cricket (insect) | | Se vir jou ma daar’s vis | Tell your mother there’s fish (to fuck for) | | Moeras Poes | Swamp cunt (name for Military police) | | Jou ma se wap skiet pap | Your mother’s pussy shoots porridge | | Jou piel ruik soos ou vrot kaas | Your dick smells like old vile cheese. | | Jou ma se mond vol balhare | Your mother’s mouth is full of ball hairs. | | Jou ma het jou uit ’n effie uitgeskud | Your mother shook you out of a condom | | Jou ma se wildebees siflis biltong poes | Your mother’s pussy is like a dried-up syphilitic Wildebeest’s | | Jou ma eet donkie se bloed poes jou werfetter | Your mother eats the donkey’s bloody cunt, you yard-puss | | Jy was gebore uit jou ma se poephol want haar fokken kont was te besig! | You were born out of you mother’s ass because her fucking cunt was too busy. | | Jou bliksemse meidenaaier | You bloody maid fucker (Borders on racism: refers to a white man sleeping with his black domestic servant) | | Jy lyk soos die nageboorte van ’n vark wat deur die hoenderkak gesleep was! | You look like the afterbirth of a pig that’s been dragged through the chickenshit! | | Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig | You were born from your mother’s arse because her cunt was too busy | | Jou ma naai vir bus-geld en loop steeds | Your mother fucks for bus-money and still walks | | Jou ma se opgedopte stink gat bloedenda vrot poes. | Your mother’s inside-out smelly ass bleeding rotten vagina. | | Ek wens jou vingers verander in vishoeke, en jou balle begin te jeuk. | I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls. | | Jy’s nie ’n kont nie; jy’s die stukkie wat stink | You’re not a cunt, you are the piece that stinks | | Jou ma se uitgedopte platannapoes in ’n visblik | Your mother’s inside-out toad vagina in a sardine can | | Jou piel is so krom soos die hond se agterbeen | Your dick is as bent as the dog’s hind leg | | Gaan vat ’n ruk | Go jerk-off | | Gaan kak ’n aap | Go fuck a monkey | | Jou man se poes | Your father’s cunt | | Gaan naai ’n koei | Go fuck a cow | | Jou snoek poes | Your fish cunt | | Jy lek hond balle | You lick dog balls. | | Jou drie-draadige, lang-haarige, snot-snaarige blou bles bliksem. | You long-haired, snot-encrusted true blue bastard with three dicks | | Jy het alweer sand in jou vagina | There is sand in your vagina (to a man) | | Poes in n vark se gat | Cunt in a pig’s arse | | Hoender nek piel | Dick like a chicken neck | | Kont se kind | Son of a cunt | | Werf eter | Bastard in the yard (refers to an old man molesting children) | | Jou ma se naai | Your mother’s fuck | | Piel styf | Hard-on | | Slaan jou binne jou ma se poes | I’ll hit you back in your mother’s cunt. | | Hoer naaier | Slut fucker | | Jou ma se piel! | Your mother’s dick! | | Jou ma was haar rug met haar tiete! | Your mother washes her back with her tits! | | Staan op jou kop dat ek in jou poes kan kak | Stand on your head so I can shit in your cunt | | Snor mossel | Clit | | Pielkop | Dickhead | | Kak | Shit | | Poes | Pussy | | Rektum ranger | Faggot | | Jou ma is so vet, nadat ek haar gespyker het moet ek drie keer omrol voordat ek afval van haar af. | Your mother is so fat, after sex I have to roll over twice before i can get off. | | Wingergriep or babbelaas | Hangover | | Poeslip | Vaginal lip | | Eet kak en vrek | Eat shit and die | | Gaan speel met jou ma se poes en kyk of jou aandete kan kry | Go play with your mother’s pussy and try to get dinner | | Poesdom | Dumb pussy | | Sy is so jags sy drup soos ’n perkuleerder | She so horny she drips like a percolator | | Jy is ’n aborsie-baba wat uit die asblik kon klim | You are an abortion baby who climbed out of the dustbin. | | Siug aan my aambeie en wag vir beter dae | Suck on my hemorrhoids and wait for better days |